Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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