Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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