I don't think brook has ever known best
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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