I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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