a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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