White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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