Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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