"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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