I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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