Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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