i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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