ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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