5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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