Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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