that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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