we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
