his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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