Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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