it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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