i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
