dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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