im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.