so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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