Buhtt sex?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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