Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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