Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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