I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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