I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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