so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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