His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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