it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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