So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
