Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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