She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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