Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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