i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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