She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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