Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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