I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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