So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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