Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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