Just fell off a train. Bad.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
