Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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