Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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