and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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