'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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