is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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