If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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