He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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