he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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