So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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