Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize