she looked like the bat from fern gully.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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