They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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