nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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