Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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