How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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