what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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